We were reading a Berestain Bear book about Momma and Papa going on a honeymoon. I look at Jack and Titus and ask, “Do you guys know what a honeymoon is?”

Titus, “I think that’s when you eat pizza.”

Jack gave me a confused looked and said, “It’s going to London?”

Titus: “Where’s London? Is that a real place?”

Me: “Oh Titus! Yes, London is in England.”