You let a two year get off your bed at 10:25 at night while you are talking with your husband who is working out of town.
1. He turns on all the lights in the main floor.
2. He lets the dog out of the kennel.
3. Dog pees on the floor.
4. Dog poops on the floor.
5. He walks into the pee puddle while eating cookies that he swiped off the counter.
This is the smile he gave me when I walked into the kitchen.


What’s a momma supposed to do? Smooch those cheeks and send him to bed. The last thing he said to me was, “I sleep with rema.” (Crema)

Not tonight buddy!