We ran out of apples at our house yesterday.

You would think we ran out of toilet paper the way some of my children are acting.

“Mom, you need to go to the store right now!”

“How could you let us run out of apples?”

“We have no good fruit around here.”

“You better pick up some green apples tomorrow.”

Holy Moly…I am going to buy 20 lbs of apples tomorrow and we will see how long that lasts…maybe we will make it through the week.